We will go to Belgrade and beat Serbia peacefully

(Kusur Madhi's supposed interview with Edi Rama about the basketball match in Belgrade)

The truth is that after many, many vicissitudes, they finally gave me the approval to meet our Prime Minister Rama. I am sure that the approval was given by the "tall" as they say in the people, because without his permission the meeting could not even be discussed. It was a bit difficult, one of his secretaries told me, because Rama has been holding his head with both hands, shaking it and talking to himself. Sometimes, the secretary told me, he mumbles saying: "Oh, we're going to open up the Balkans" or we're going to turn it into a "powder keg" and if we turn it into a powder keg, we're going to give it to Europe...with all the melons of Italy and to him Miço's or Taqi's candle which they both do together..Micotaqi...except that I hug the husband, (he ordered me) take care of Rama, don't tell her these things because I have secrets, Mek Gegonalli gave me this order to keep his mouth shut! But how does that fakir know that in the scene there is no key or even a lock. Anyway, she walked me to the door, but before I thanked her, I rubbed the leather of my shoes behind the legs of my pants to remove the street dust to get some polish, but I stopped because the secretary said to me: Cje tu bo ? Leave it to me, because he came after himself with our muddy sneakers and torn pants, even one day he was wearing a pair of cheetahs or tumans! Was I surprised how close I fed my eyes? !.. She understood and continued to inform me, look friend... don't act surprised that someone has an order, you have your husband in your arms, yes! Without letting him continue, I knocked and entered, and why didn't I hear the word "order". He, for the sake of the truth, went to his feet to respect me and as he is known for "jokes" addressed me: Yes, Kusur, where are you lost? By God, this work is boring!

- Mr. K/Minister, you come from the newspaper not by chance, but also to learn from you about the internal opinion, from which you, with some of your opinions and statements, have in some cases with your positions or proposals, received more support. Serbia chauvinist than Kosovo, who are known to be Albanian? How can a Prime Minister, even in the last case, think that in Kosovo, especially in the hot area of ??the North of Mitrovica, foreign troops will enter and take KFOR under its protection?, this is a proposal that Vuçiçi has also made. ? Doesn't this indirectly mean that Mitrovica or other places inhabited by Albanians but also by the Serbian minority are left to understand. Serbia, but also to the nationals that this land is not Albanian? Why don't you insist that no cm.

- Hey friend?! Is it okay with me to ask for an account and give me some advice or how are you? I am Vu?i?'s friend and you know from me that he himself has tricks not only with Russia but also with his Serbia. Can you tell me which President came to Albania from Serbia? Anyone starting from Paši?, Tito, Milosevic, etc. So only Vucic came and this serves the friendship of peoples. Do you remember when I was in Belgrade in 2014 and I asked Vu?i? that we could play basketball together either in Tirana or in Belgrade? And Vucic proved to be a man. He opened the door to the Balkans, i.e. to Serbia, and came a year later to Tironet. We talked about many things, especially about peace in the Balkans, and Vu?i? even made a historical self-criticism by openly declaring that a new path would start for Serbia, that it would not be a chauvinist Serbia, that he would remove all barriers, that he would punish with the greatest severity those individuals and chauvinistic circles that would seek Kosovo. He told me quite openly that Kosovo is theirs (sorry I got confused) so Kosovo is not theirs but ours, even as a sign of "unity - brotherhood" he told me that if you don't join Kosovo, in the end we unite.. We know that we will bear all those consequences, we know that it is a great sacrifice, but we do this for the Albanian people, our brother, that we love, but also that we love historically. Have you seen Kusur that Vucicci showed us? I'm telling the truth, I'm more into art work, but I'm a sucker for history and philosophy, because when he started teaching me our history, he put his finger in my mouth. that Pashiçi already published those things about Albania a century ago? You had freed Zogu from expenses, and they said that if anyone threatens you, you are ready to enter Albania, just remove the army and keep some gendarmes because they will pay us, because we will give them uniforms and shoes, let... let you had those things on Friday to Zogut. We got rid of the army without being told, Mr. Vucici, but that Kurti makes a mistake, because you want to show others that you are for peace?! Get rid of the army and the movie is over? A country that doesn't like war means that it is for peace, right?! God bless you, John, the best for the Bird that I have erected a memorial for. And do you know what I thought Kusar? - Kusur, Mr. K/minister, they call me Kusur, not Kusar. Ho mo ene ti, because I have learned to use this word a lot with these people in my cabinet with some of these people of mine so that they don't leave you alone for dirty work..! So I thought that for the sake of friendship with Serbia, I organized a basketball match in Tirana and I'm thinking about the formation. At the moment, I say that it is necessary from both sides of politics, so I will take Lil Florir, Salen, Medi Gërdec, my Ilir because he is tall and we will also have him as a doctor... and I will be the captain of the team. If Vu?i? rejects Tirana, we will go to Belgrade and it is known that they will leave the game to us and we have to win in a peaceful way. This serves the open Balkans and not closing the borders! Since we have you here, will you also come with our formation to Serbia directly to Belgrade and raise our flag there with a drone?! No..no I was in a hurry. We don't accept you because your name is Kusar, we have plenty of accusations that you fill the cabinet full of kusars. My name is Mr. Kusur. K/Minister! What do you say, what do you say.. So tell me, are there any changers who don't give someone a change, i.e. rest..? If we take you in the formation, we will lose the Peace in Belgrade without leaving the match. Now I understand what is likely there in the north of Mitrovica that it seems to me that those crackheads of Kosovo have left us without encountering them? They have been fighting for a long time, Mr. K/minister, they are fighting for our land and not the "open Balkans". Except... except the kafir and son of the kafir! Kopuk son kopuku! Guard, guard! Take out this raft now, except that I want to marry you and you! Now I understand what is likely there in the north of Mitrovica that it seems to me that those crackheads of Kosovo have left us without encountering them? They have been fighting for a long time, Mr. K/minister, they are fighting for our land and not the "open Balkans". Except... except the kafir and son of the kafir! Kopuk son kopuku! Guard, guard! Take out this raft now, except that I want to marry you and you! Now I understand what is likely there in the north of Mitrovica that it seems to me that those crackheads of Kosovo have left us without encountering them? They have been fighting for a long time, Mr. K/minister, they are fighting for our land and not the "open Balkans". Except... except the kafir and son of the kafir! Kopuk son kopuku! Guard, guard! Take out this raft now, except that I want to marry you and you!